Monday, 25 December 2017

Christmas at the top


Before the referendum vote, and for most of the time since then, one of the basic arguments of the zealous Brexiter has been that it won't be difficult, unless the EU chooses to make it so (though of course they'll give us what we want, because "they'll know what's good for them").

But leaving with no deal would be no problem. Indeed many of them would prefer to do just that, and look forward to "WTO terms", as if anybody but Mauritania trades that way. Liam Fox and his cronies dream of leading the WTO to new frontiers of trade in services, ignoring the fact that the WTO hasn't made a significant agreement for 15 years, and that Trump is trying to destabilise it so that his bilateral advantage seeking can prevail.




Some of them are now moving (more or less) into the realm of reality. However sunlit the uplands might one day be, however much it is worth (other people) sacrificing to arrive at the right kind of freedom, the British people will have to put their shoulders to the wheel.

Iain Duncan Smith has just popped up to advise British businesses that they will have to "learn to get by in a different world," though of course "it's not a case of less trade. It's a case of a different type of trade". Meanwhile, the EU27's negotiating guidelines note that "The United Kingdom has stated its intention to no longer participate in the Customs Union and the Single Market after the end of the transition period, and the European Council will calibrate its approach as regards trade and economic cooperation in the light of this position so as to ensure a balance of rights and obligations, preserve a level playing field, avoid upsetting existing relations with other third countries" or, put simply, if you're out you won't get the benefits of being in.

Hearing that British consumers might have to pay more for post-Brexit cheese, Michael Gove has drawn himself up to his full medium height to assure us that the British farmer will rise to the occasion. "I am deeply concerned about your unpatriotic attitude towards cheese," he told his questioner (we're assured it was a joke, but it can be hard to tell with Gove). His faith in the capacity of the agricultural sector to substitute for imports seems little short of heroic (though since the UK currently exports £320m of cheddar to Ireland every year and imports £389m of cheddar, maybe the problem in this particular case is not as big as feared).

Chris Grayling is in the same boat as Gove, telling Andrew Marr in October that, if there was no trade deal, "It would mean that producers, supermarkets bought more at home, that British farmers produced more, that they bought more from around the world and it would damage French producers and continental producers". Just like that. If it sounds like Dig For Victory, it should. In extremis, I have no doubt that we could do all sorts of things to keep ourselves going, but we were not told to prepare for rationing.

Six weeks ago John Redwood, who is MP for Wokingham but also Chief Global Strategist for investment managers Charles Stanley (£183,600 per year for 300 hours) advised investors to move money out of the UK. He noted that the economy is slowing down, though economic sentiment is improving, but the Bank of England is tightening conditions for consumer borrowing. To quote Frances Coppola, writing in Forbes:

"Redwood's advice to investors is to flee the UK before the credit crunch bites...

"Sounds sensible, doesn't it? No. It is an absolute disgrace for this man to give such advice. You see, the Rt. Hon. John Redwood MP - to give him his full title - is... a senior member of the Conservative Party, which is currently in government and making a total hash of the Brexit negotiations. He is also a former Cabinet Minister and a member of the Privy Council.

"This senior lawmaker is advising investors to stop investing in his country."

I hope the advice he produces for his second employer is better than what he gives his first - the people of Wokingham, who elect him, and the rest of us who pay him as a parliamentary representative. In April he tweeted "You do not have to buy German or French cars. There is a good choice of models, prices & specifications available from UK car factories", only to be reminded (many times) that there are no British owned car factories of any size, that where cars are made is decided elsewhere, that all car companies depend on the frictionless market which May has decided to take us out of... then try to get back close to, etc etc.

But none of these prescriptions are as bad as Redwood's allegory "Little Red white and blue riding hood – a topical Christmas story".



Christmas media management

It's Christmas, so government likes to tell us things while they think they can control the message, and the media is happy to play along. So we had the blue passports thing with the BBC repeatedly telling us blue passports are "coming back" (sparking rows between those who can actually see the very dark navy of old passports and those who see only black) and the Sun proudly displaying a mock-up in a blue that has never been used, and the now compulsory size, shape and format which the old ones never had.

A more sober discussion came on Christmas Eve, with Margaret Thatcher's old sidekick Charles Powell telling us it was her government which adopted the new passport in the 1980s - under no pressure from the European Union. He called the clamour for old-style travel documents “part of the nostalgia on which the predominantly elderly Brexit constituency thrives”. (Mr Powell is 76.)

The same story came up in April and September (and who knows how many other times?) with all the same components:
  • We can change the colour forced on us by the evil EU!
    We always could, as explained here: "What is commonly called an ‘EU passport’ is in fact a national passport established under the national laws of the Member States and issued to their citizens." and "The current format of the EU passport contains common features on which Member States have agreed in non-binding resolutions such as for example paper size, the burgundy coloured cover, similar typeface for name and the use of the words ‘European Union’ in the  country's official language on the cover."
  • Shock, horror, they could be made in France or Germany!
    As Theresa May occasionally tells us, the UK is still a full member of the EU, and the tender process is governed by EU procurement rules. And surely a Tory will go for the best value bid.
  • Why is it costing us £490m just to change the colour?
    It isn't. That's the cost of the whole five-year contract.
  • Why does it have to be that shape?
    To comply with international standards for machine-readable travel documents, as defined by the International Civil Aviation Organisation. (And of course the template for the old one was agreed in 1920 by the League of Nations, with 42 countries signing up to it.)
Two things:
  • According to the September story noted above, the contract was expected to be awarded by Christmas. Is the winner based somewhere that wouldn't fit with an "expression of our independence and sovereignty", as announced by the prime minister?
  • Note the dates. The April story came at the beginning of the Easter parliamentary recess, the September one on the first Sunday of the conference recess, and now it's Christmas. Does nobody in a media organisation have a memory? Are they all complicit, or just lazy?


Will this burst of nostalgic "patriotism" draw the line at blue passports? As Mike Smithson of Political Betting observes, surveys suggest that there could be more to come.







Oh, and the UK already issues blue passports, but they're for refugees.

















Sunday, 10 December 2017

How not to negotiate


Jean-Claude, don't do that.
Michael Gove set the weekend off with a proud declaration in the Telegraph that "The British people will be in control. If the British people dislike the agreement that we have negotiated with the EU, the agreement will allow a future government to diverge".

His boss (who he had praised loyaleaginously [my neologism, sorry] only the day before) had come home from a press conference with a piece of paper saying that the Brexit negotiations could move on to phase 2, and you might think that a cabinet minister's job was to tell the world, and most especially the rest of the EU, that her word could be trusted.

After all, the EU27 want to be sure she has the backing of her cabinet (we'll come back to this later) and she now has to get stuck in to the big stuff about transition (to what?), trade and security (that grouping from her March letter that brought charges of blackmail), and the framework for a future relationship from which could eventually come the most wonderful trade deal the world has ever seen.

But now Gove says we might not like it and we might just change it. At the next election (which is supposed to be 2022, beyond the end of what the CBI might call a transition period and his boss does call an implementation period). Some even take it as a demand for a "second referendum". Gove's article looks like the action of one of those damned saboteurs, but someone with a finger on the Tory pulse claims it was approved at the top.



Is it really a good idea, when you're in the middle of negotiating the UK's biggest change since the second world war, to reassure people that we could change it all in a couple of years' time? Those cuddly people at Westmonster seem to like it.



So, on to some rules of negotiation.

1. Select a laughable cabinet

Theresa May averts her gaze as David Davis adjusts his
trousers in readiness for being hugged by Jean-Claude Juncker.
Did the EU Commission select Michel Barnier as lead negotiator because he knows David Davis? They were both Europe ministers in the 1990s but Reuters' profile of the Frenchman doesn't include any opinions from the honourable member for Haltemprice and Howden.

In the Brexit context Davis is better known for simply not appearing to know how the EU works. Before the referendum vote, as he still proudly tells us on his own website: "the first calling point of the UK’s negotiator in the time immediately after Brexit will not be Brussels, it will be Berlin, to strike the deal: absolute access for German cars and industrial goods, in exchange for a sensible deal on everything else. Similar deals would be reached with other key EU nations". Then only three weeks ago he was in Berlin, telling a business audience that "We should be trying to maintain what we already have" and "Putting politics above prosperity is never a smart choice". They laughed.

Liam Fox, or "discredited former Minister Dr Liam Fox" as I'm reminded to call him every other time I use his name, was a prize-winner in 2009 as the largest over-claimer in the House of Commons expenses scandal, then had to resign after 17 months as Defence Secretary when he was discovered to have given a friend inappropriate access to ministerial offices and business trips. He also exhibits what you might call the standard Brexiter over-optimism, telling Radio 4 that "a post-Brexit free trade deal between Britain and the European Union will be 'one of the easiest in human history' to negotiate" and echoing Davis that the only thing which would stop it would be if "politics gets in the way of economics".

When it comes to Boris Johnson, I could enumerate his lies and infidelities but I really only need to quote a Daily Mail headline: "US in shock as wildly eccentric politician Boris Johnson is made Britain's top diplomat prompting giggles from State Department official while media calls him 'sexist' (and even Cher is outraged)"

And now there's Gove, but we've already looked at him...

2. Take everything off the table

May's conference speech last October caused a second Brexit-related drop in sterling, but all she said was:

"It is, of course, too early to say exactly what agreement we will reach with the EU. It’s going to be a tough negotiation, it will require some give and take. And while there will always be pressure to give a running commentary, it will not be in our national interest to do so. But let me be clear about the agreement we seek. I want it to reflect the strong and mature relationships we enjoy with our European friends. I want it to include cooperation on law enforcement and counter-terrorism work. I want it to involve free trade, in goods and services. I want it to give British companies the maximum freedom to trade with and operate within the Single Market – and let European businesses do the same here. But let’s state one thing loud and clear: we are not leaving the European Union only to give up control of immigration all over again. And we are not leaving only to return to the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice. That’s not going to happen. We are leaving to become, once more, a fully sovereign and independent country – and the deal is going to have to work for Britain."

By January, at Lancaster House, May was telling us exactly what she didn't want. She wanted to be out of the EU internal market (commonly known as the single market) and the EU customs union. She wanted to be free from the jurisdiction of the Court of Justice of the European Union. And that's been about it as a statement of government policy since then, and Brexiters have started to tell us that "everybody always knew" that was what Brexit means. Not true, but apparently it must not now be questioned.

So she took everything off the table, apparently with the intention of getting as much of it as possible back in negotiation. She also promised to "provide certainty wherever we can" and to "strengthen the precious union between the 4 nations of the United Kingdom" but we all need a laugh.

3. Kick off the process before you know what you want

Why did May send her Article 50 letter to Donald Tusk on 29 March 2017? Because it was about as long as she thought she could get away with. She gave the impression that she would have a detailed plan by then, and some of us almost believed her.   


4. Hold an election

As Reuters reported: "Theresa May called on Tuesday for an early election on June 8, saying she needed to strengthen her hand in divorce talks with the European Union by bolstering support for her Brexit plan"

That went well didn't it? She now has fewer MPs, faces a revitalised Labour Party, and is at the beck and call of the Democratic Unionist Party.

5. Intervene in the wrong forum at the wrong time

In June, after David Davis had had to go to the first round of Brexit negotiations before there was actually a government as such, and abandon his "row of the summer" by accepting the sequencing of talks proposed by the EU (something to do with an election in which the Tories came first, but didn't really win) May turned up at the scheduled EU council meeting with a proposal for how she wanted to deal with EU expats.

She had been told from the start that the member states would not engage in negotiation, that it all has to be done through Michel Barnier's team, so she was given a short slot to say her piece and there was little discussion. Then the press conference was hijacked by questions about Brexit. The position paper then went on to the second round of talks in July. Could she really not have had it ready for Davis to take into round 1 a few days before?

May's Florence speech also stirred up the negotiating schedule by forcing the postponement of the fourth round of talks. Was her position simply not known until then? Did she think she would be noticed more if she rebelled against the timetable she had signed up to?

6  Fail at the October summit

In the wake of the December EU council summit, it might be forgotten that some in government thought they might pass the "sufficient progress" test two months earlier. That was of course one of the purposes of the Florence speech which led Michel Barnier to hail a "new dynamic" in the negotiations but to tell the waiting press after the postponed September round that "We will need several weeks, even several months, to be able to see 'sufficient progress' on the principles of this orderly departure". And having seen the amount of work that had to be crammed into the few days before the December summit, you have to wonder where the October optimism came from.

When 26 British MEPs backed a motion in the EU parliament on 3 October to the effect that there had not yet been sufficient progress in talks to allow phase 2 to begin, they were accused of voting against the British interest and labelled "Brexit betrayers" (I could easily have found much worse names but that will do). This was a supposed British interest in optimism and positive attitude rather than anything else.

7. Do no work at the last scheduled round of talks 

Despite there being no other scheduled talks before the December summit, the UK and EU negotiating teams had no more than 24 hours together at the November round. David Davis described it as a "stock-take". It's always been assumed that work would be carrying on between these meetings, but you also have to assume there's some purpose to the get-togethers (the British team is reported to be up to 100 strong) over and above the painful press conferences.

8. Pretend to work out the effects of your intended actions

Parliamentary drama turned to farce as the Labour party enlisted the monarch to compel David Davis to hand over his elusive impact assessments, which didn't exist as such and had to be compiled and written over a period of three weeks, only to be greeted as inadequate and not living up to the billing that Davis had given them.

This morning, Davis told Andrew Marr that nobody should have expected anything different, and Peter Bone - billed as a "senior Brexiter", resplendent in Grassroots Out tie (of which he probably still has a garage-full) and spouting rubbish about the "deal" reached on Friday, observed that it would be ridiculous to bother with impact assessments. The media management message seems to be that enough of the right work is being done, what has been handed to the DExEU select committee is all they should expect, because after all, the pre-vote Brexit forecasts were all wrong (despite most of them being for the period following Brexit, so we can't know that yet).

9. Give the impression of doing no work until it's far too late

At the November press conference Barnier surprised some people by agreeing with a journalist that the UK had to produce serious proposals within a fortnight.  That day passed and nothing happened. Then Donald Tusk set a new deadline of Monday 4 December but May wasn't having any of it. "We have always said we are working towards the European Council, which is December 14," May’s spokesman James Slack told reporters.

She was due to lunch with Jean-Claude Juncker on that day (I wonder when that was organised) and this became the moment she would present her final case. Yet all along the word in Westminster was that the only date that matters is 14 December.

European Union wheels tend to grind slow. A Council summit requires a lot of preparation, and all but the final detail is supposed to be ready beforehand. This was shown in the calendar produced by Barnier in advance of the November talks - draft Council conclusions were to be worked on as early as 29 November. Yet, as I'm often reminded, negotiations have a habit of going to the wire, and it wouldn't surprise me if this drafting job started on time, with Commission officials leaving a Brexit-shaped gap.

Elsewhere there were many interviews with Irish government ministers concerned about the border, and keen Brexiters telling us how "technology" would make it all simple. They prayed in aid former Taoiseach Bertie Ahern who had the same story:

"Our economy is relatively small, a huge amount of the trade is multinationals; it should be possible, I think, to do that by technology," he told BBC Radio 4’s Today programme. "But of course, when you come down to agriculture and smaller items, I don’t think technology would work. One thing we do not want, can’t have, is back to a physical border.”

He added: "Theresa May, take her at her word, she’s confidently said she doesn't want a physical border, the EU don’t want a physical border, the Irish Government don’t. So you’re left down with the one alternative — to make technology work in most cases and to throw a blind eye to those areas that can’t come in within technology".

But they ignored another former Taoiseach, John Bruton, and current Irish ministers who are not convinced by the technological solution (or indeed commentators who wonder how large a fraction of the economy and border activity you would have to "throw a blind eye to").

Meanwhile the UK government kept a straight face, assuring us we won't have a hard border but we can't fix it until the end of trade talks

Of course there was work going on the background, as we discovered later in the week, but what part of the arrangements for Northern Ireland couldn't have been done much earlier?

10. Forget to consult the woman you depend on

If anything, the DUP have said even less than the UK government about the Irish border, and certainly less about other aspects of the negotiations. What they said on Monday 4 December however, was, first, "No", and then that the text came as a "big shock... Once we saw the text, we knew it was not going to be acceptable". More taken from the Irish News:

Former first minister Arlene Foster said that the DUP had made its position "quite clear" throughout negotiations with Mrs May that they would reject any deal which treated Northern Ireland differently from the rest of the UK. She now told the Prime Minister that it "could have been dealt with differently" and that she will not support Brexit legislation in Westminster unless the deal due to be agreed on Monday was changed.

The DUP's deputy leader, North Belfast MP Nigel Dodds, had earlier also said that the party only received draft proposals on Monday morning: "Despite several briefings over the course of the last few weeks, we only received written text late yesterday morning. We understand this was due in part to delays caused by the Irish Government and the EU negotiating team. So the DUP does stand strong for the union and we also issue a warning to the Dublin government - that by continuing its aggressive stance they are in danger of delivering for themselves the very outcomes that they said they want to avoid." Mr Dodds said there could be regulatory alignment in certain areas, but added "not in relation to following the rules of the single market or the customs union for Northern Ireland as a generality."

11. Capitulate

That's the way some of the hard, hard, hard leavers see it. UKIP Leader Henry Bolton has dubbed today’s Brexit deal announcement "a total surrender to the European Commission". Westmonster continues:

He said: "I would say 80-90% of it was actually drafted in Brussels, we don’t know that but it’s my guess. I recognise the style of the document. If there is no agreement we stay under full alignment, meaning we’re tied to the customs union, single market and ECJ". People aren't happy with Theresa May’s capitulation. Agreeing to allow the ECJ to hold sway for eight years is a particularly large sell-out, whilst there is no end to open borders in sight.

And Remainers can fall in with them: 





David Allen Green, legal commentator for the Financial Times perhaps spoke more in sorrow than anger:




12. Proclaim victory.

At the second attempt maybe, but...



13. Then be "confusing" about what you've agreed 

David Davis told Andrew Marr on Sunday morning "we want to protect the peace process and we also want to protect Ireland from the impact of Brexit for them... this was a statement of intent more than anything else. It was much more a statement of intent than it was a legally enforceable thing".

The Irish government in turn said it assumed the British government would honour its word, and that it would hold the British government to the agreement. It relied on paragraph 46 of Friday's joint report: "The commitments and principles... are made and must be upheld in all circumstances, irrespective of the nature of any future agreement between the European Union and the United Kingdom.”

In response to reports that some hardline Brexiters had been assured by the British government that the term full alignment (cause of much argument) was "meaningless", Dublin responded strongly, stating that the deal was "binding". A comment to the Zelo Street blog suggested "The way the Three Brexiteers have spent the weekend repudiating Friday's agreement, I wouldn't be surprised if the EU 27 decided that insufficient progress had been made to start trade talks".

One of several legal evaluations I've seen of Friday's document is from Dr Katy Hayward of Queen’s University Belfast, printed in the Irish Times. She observes that May's government "had worked hard to downplay the deep complexity of the Northern Ireland/Ireland issue... it had stated that it had no intention of putting a “hard border” across the island of Ireland and that, quite frankly, it did not see the need for such a border to exist in the first place. This, of course, was part of the problem". It continues:

"The inevitability - nay, the unavoidability - of a hard border if the UK (and with it Northern Ireland) leaves the single market and has no customs union with the EU has really never properly been countenanced by the British government.

If the UK wishes to have a different, more “liberated”, relationship with the EU in the future then difficult choices have to be made about how to manage the consequences of that for Northern Ireland. This joint report manages to put off the making of those difficult choices for now and instead sets some fortified boundaries to limit the damage that those choices could cause.

The joint report is not, therefore, an exercise in “constructive ambiguity”; it is entirely unambiguous in many respects. Where it gives the impression of haziness is in the fact that the report allows for three quite different scenarios."

Read the piece to see how "putting off the making of difficult choices" is really what has been achieved.

14. Fail to agree objectives with your cabinet

It has long been rumoured that May hadn't allowed her entire cabinet to discuss what they hoped to get out of Brexit. Then Tom Newton-Dunn told Sun readers "Theresa May has delayed a crunch Cabinet debate over an EU trade deal until next year over fears it will spark major resignations. The PM will not ask her top table to agree what conditions Britain is prepared to accept from Brussels in exchange for it until the EU has first laid out its own terms".

He quoted "one cabinet minister" as saying "We haven’t grasped the nettle on the trade deal yet, and we really have to soon. Theresa’s fear is the moment we do, half of us walk out. We just don’t know which half will yet" and the rumours persisted. Then Philip Hammond appeared before the Treasury Select Committee two days after the DUP debacle.

The chair, Nicky Morgan, asked him "I  have one last  question.  In your  remarks, you mentioned the phrase “end  state”. Has the  Cabinet discussed openly, in a free discussion, the end state of where the UK Government want to get to by March 2019 and beyond?"

Hammond answered "The Cabinet has had general discussions about our Brexit negotiations, but we have not had a specific mandating of an end-state position. That is something that will be done first in the sub-committee that has been constituted to deal with this issue. Logically, that will happen once we have confirmation that we have reached sufficient progress and we are going to begin the phase-two negotiations with the EU 27. We are not yet at that stage, and it would have been premature to have that discussion until we reached that stage". It might not make sense to "mandate an end-state position" before then perhaps, but this suggests that no discussion has taken place.

The BBC's Laura Kuenssberg commented "Hammond confirms publicly what everyone in SW1 knew privately - cabinet is still to have THE big discussion about the kind of Brexit they ultimately think we should have - DUP row has hugely ramped up the pressure for it to happen" 

and

"Cabinet ministers believe they were promised that discussion by Christmas - on the face of it it's impossible to believe they still have't worked out what their big picture vision is" 

and again

"As and when the PM actually tries to get the Cabinet to agree what the world should look like after 2021, after Brexit, and after the transition period, all hell might break loose because she has no majority and simply, members of govt want different things".

And, though it seems to come as a surprise to May every day, these things happen in public. Every other EU member state's head of state/government, Michel Barnier's whole negotiating team and everybody in the EU Commission knows what we know (and more - I discovered the legal analysis quoted above in a tweet from Michel Barnier's deputy Sabine Weyand). Accordingly, as the Guardian reports "While May was lauded by her ministers for striking an agreement in the early hours of Friday morning to move the Brexit talks on to the future relationship, a statement was being drafted in Brussels for agreement by EU leaders next week in which they will call on the UK to offer urgent clarity over their vision for the future".

Wednesday, 6 December 2017

Oh God, what have I done?


The government has been lying to us, and probably to itself. Half way through a week in which we have seen Theresa May pull out of a Brussels lunch to take a call from her "partner in government" Arlene Foster, then go back in to "withdraw its agreement to its own text" as Justin Webb on the Today programme put it, a week in which David Davis has come out and casually admitted that the preparatory work for Brexit that he's been telling the world about for months simply doesn't exist... what are we to do?

In fact Davis was lying in that casual admission as well. I'm absolutely sure that he's had some top quality civil service minds working on what various flavours of Brexit would do to various parts of the British economy. I'm even ready to believe they've spent time on what would happen to British society in various circumstances. But his overriding objective has been to tell the British people absolutely nothing.

Nothing that would allow us to evaluate the decision we made (or didn't make) on 23 June 2016, nothing that would help us work out how well or badly he and his cronies are doing the job handed to them by a vote which was legally advisory but became politically binding (thanks to Cameron's shallow certainty that it would go his way and May's determination that, even though she still doesn't believe it, it's the mission that God has given her).

Somehow, after all this time...
Keep your cards...

  • the Brexit referendum vote was one year, five months and 13 days ago
  • May's first speech to a Tory conference as leader, when red lines first appeared, was one year, two months and one day ago
  • May sent her letter to trigger the Article 50 process eight months and seven days ago
  • then the election she called to strengthen her hand in the Brexit negotiations was five months and 28 days ago
  • and the first negotiation, when there still wasn't actually a government, started eleven days later
...close to your chest
...May can still cock up her relationhip with the DUP by not quite getting round to telling them about the text she's managed to agree with Ireland and the EU27's representatives. And Davis is dragged to the DExEU select committee to admit that all this wonderful, heavy-duty work he's been boasting about is stuff they've seen already. In the papers.

I wrote last week about Davis's non-existent impact assessments, but it's worse than even cynics like me thought. The Guardian's Jessica Elgot picked it up last night as MPs and peers filed in and out of the little room where they were allowed to read the precious 800 pages (without taking notes or anything useful like that of course). Their comments as they emerged blinking in disbelief were enough to make you very angry





What they had read was "completely ridiculous",  "nothing new" and "patronising". A peer said "You can't call it a Brexit impact assessment because it makes no assessment of the impact" and an MP told her the information is "stuff sourced to select committee hearings and press releases". A man with a friend in one of the government departments had heard that "the Brexit impact assessments did not exist at the time of parliament's vote to release them".

Starkest of all was "the personal opinion of head of [business] department Greg Clark that releasing a comprehensive and unredacted assessment would stop Brexit". Read the comments yourself, and there's more of the same if you look around.

The man who is representing you and your children in talks with the EU has strung us all along for a year or more. There is nothing for us to see, nothing that we can be allowed to know. He's told us that all of this work exists in excruciating detail (though his ministers admit they've never read it, and the prime minister might only have seen summaries) but it's not there. Not for the likes of us.

If you want to know what's going on, look to the EU. They have access to most of the same information (as have many organisations across the world), and they've been doing our negotiations for the last 40 years (with British staff on board of course, because we were doing it as a collective enterprise).

Now we're setting out on our own we're led by liars and dissemblers, and we can't be trusted with the information that tells us how well (do you believe they wouldn't have published it?) or badly (they didn't) it might turn out.

Tuesday, 28 November 2017

Schrödinger's citizens -- Schrödinger's impact assessments



If you were born in Northern Ireland you have the right to an Irish passport. The Good Friday Agreement requires both British and Irish governments to "recognise the birthright of all the people of Northern Ireland to identify themselves and be accepted as Irish or British, or both, as they may so choose, and accordingly confirm that their right to hold both British and Irish citizenship is accepted by both Governments and would not be affected by any future change in the status of
Northern Ireland".

Irish citizenship brings with it EU citizenship, so Brexit will mean that certain people who were born in Northern Ireland are both EU citizens and not-EU-citizens. These are some of the people that David Davis (or, more correctly, Olly Robbins and his staff) have been arguing over in Brussels since negotiations began in June.

These EU citizens will not have come from elsewhere in the union - they started here - but questions such as whether they can bring in a foreign, non-EU spouse (still undecided last time Davis reported anything definite) is potentially a live one for them.  The EU will now have an interest in the future of these British citizens, as well as the British citizens based in other EU countries at the time of Brexit and the EU citizens based in the UK on that same date.

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Shortly after his appointment in July 2016, David Davis was telling the world (via the Commons foreign affairs committee) that his then rapidly growing department would be conducting "quantitative assessments" of scenarios for Brexit, with input from business, and this work would be done before the triggering of Article 50. (I'm referring for much of this section to David Allen Green's excellent blow-by-blow account.)

As 2016 progressed, Davis told us "we are analysing over 50 sectors and... engaging very closely with other Government departments [to] establish... the best possible terms for departure" and, importantly, "This is a single-shot negotiation, so we must get it right, and we will get it right by doing the analysis first and the notification second".

We were constantly reminded that the work was extensive and thorough (and so I would hope) but only days before the fateful 29 March 2017 the work was still "going on to address all sorts of eventualities". Shortly afterwards one of Davis's ministers told us "The Department has carried out an in-depth assessment right across 50 sectors of the economy".

There is obviously far more to say about the supposed impact assessment reports, but the assumption since then has been that they do exist. David Allen Green continues the trail in his series of tweets but I want to add a few other things here.  I heard Philip Hammond tell another select committee about modelling, as if the results were not fixed (unsurprising - you rerun a model to test new possibilities) but otherwise the language was similar to that about sectoral impact assessments. Some people saw the list of sectors - provided as Annex A to a letter to the Chair of the Lords EU External Affairs Sub-Committee - and read it as a list of reports.


Around this point it started to fall apart, when Scotland Secretary David Mundell talked about an impact assessment report for Scotland then had to admit there wasn't one. Labour lost patience and won a vote which required the government to produce "the reports", though Davis's ministers protested that they don't exist "in the form requested". And yesterday evening they arrived at DExEU committee chair Hilary Benn's door. Two ring binders (everybody assumes they're red) and a new Commons battle started.

These are assessments which have been completed, which are comprehensive and in excruciating detail, but they don't actually exist as reports; which were an essential input to the Article 50 decision and are still being worked on. In many ways I'm not surprised - it's ongoing work - but ministers only have themselves to blame and they will obviously now have to dodge the question "If they're any good, why are you hiding them?".

Sunday, 26 November 2017

The trade negotiator will see you now - at a price


Breaking news on Saturday was Australia's complaint about the way the UK and EU are working together on post-Brexit trade. There's a UK seat at the World Trade Organisation but the EU also has a seat and operates for its member states in all trade negotiations under the EU Common Commercial Policy and Customs Union.

Every WTO member must establish a trading position, a set of rights and obligations including tariffs and limits on subsidies, and have it agreed by all the other members. The UK has been working with the EU trade commissioner's staff on proposals to split the EU's position, which also implies that the EU's new, remaining position must be agreed.

In early October we heard about the US leading a group objecting to this joint proposal. And this weekend's news was that Australia has effectively joined this group.

At issue are Tariff Rate Quotas. For example, the EU reserves the right to charge a tariff at an average rate of 19.4% on imports of "animals and products thereof" but will charge a lower rate (0% perhaps) on the first so many tonnes (the quota) of a particular product. The commonest example (just as the standard example of animal welfare and hygiene standards in trade discussions has became "chlorinated chicken") is "sheepmeat" of which 283,715 tonnes can be imported without tariffs to the EU each year, mostly from New Zealand.

If - say - the UK usually takes 20% of that, the simplest way for the UK and EU to split their positions would be to maintain the same rules and the same shares, making it 56,743 tonnes for the UK and 226,972 tonnes for the EU27. And that's the kind of solution the UK and EU have proposed jointly, and that's what other WTO members are now objecting to.

Sticking with this oversimplified example, New Zealand actually has the right to supply so much lamb each year without tariff charges to customers in any EU country it can do the business with, whatever the "normal" pattern might be. Splitting the positions as proposed would limit that freedom. A particularly large and advantageous contract might be less attractive if it's more than 80% of the old quota, and therefore attracts tariff charges on the excess.

The difference might be small, even theoretical, but this is what trade talks can be about (I'm told) - playing for small advantages in one area when a country wants to establish a new position in another or more generally. If you need to agree a new position, and there's time pressure on the negotiations, you're going to encounter a lot of other negotiators looking for favours.

The same questions have to be answered about every other product and type of trade. Then there are other questions, such as the level of farm subsidies. Is the EU content to split these in the same kind of way, thus allowing the UK to continue paying farmers as if still operating under the Common Agricultural Policy? And would the UK want to change that subsidy structure? These questions would have to be negotiated with the EU as well as with every other member of the WTO. And we haven't even mentioned trade in services, which is a bigger part of our economy.

Once "trading under WTO terms" is dealt with (the work of a moment) other areas open up. When withdrawal is complete and the UK can turn to trade negotiations with the EU there are two basic options, deal or no deal, free trade agreement or not.

If there's an FTA one day, will it maintain similar standards and arrangements to the current relationship or not? If the UK wants to diverge from EU standards as Gove and Johnson's recent letter proposes, what tariffs, quotas and non-trade barriers will goods face? If the UK wants to pay farmers for environmental protection rather than the amount of land they have, how will French and Polish farmers (and therefore EU negotiators, then other negotiators) greet that?

From Possible transitional arrangementsrelated to agriculture in the light of thefuture EU - UK relationship,
prepared for the European Parliament's Committee on Agriculture and Rural Development
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/RegData/etudes/STUD/2017/602009/IPOL_STU(2017)602009_EN.pdf

If there's no agreement, what happens to trade in "sheepmeat" between the UK and customers in the other 27 member states, which is considerable? If the EU27 still have the 226,972 tonnes of quota we allowed them above, but most of it is still allocated to New Zealand, there will be no quota left for UK farmers to compete for. Importing British lamb into the EU will therefore become much more expensive (and the tariff for lamb is higher than the 19.4% average quoted above). British producers and exporters might have something to say about that to UK negotiators.

Going further, some influential people inside parliament and outside would like to "go full free trade" and charge no tariffs at all on imports to this country. A decision like that might face little opposition in the WTO, but strenuous complaints across the UK. Could British farmers (and producers in other sectors) survive, let alone compete, in such a world? What would happen to the British landscape and tourism if farming disappeared or changed radically?

Every decision has implications for other questions, and we've not done much of this for a long time. The least ruinous approach seems to me to be to change as little as possible, let it settle and only then consider any radical ventures.

But then I think we're embarked on a route which can only be damaging.

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The Today programme episode which prompted this entry can be found here (it runs for ten minutes from 1hr 34mins). Barry Gardiner, for Labour, took the whole economy approach - what about UK farmers, landscape, tourism? - as did Neil Parish, Tory chair of the Commons environment committee.

Another position was put by Shanker Singham of the Legatum Institute, who "chairs the special trade commission, which is a group of experts who've been brought together to pool knowledge on trade and act as a source of advice through Brexit", the programme told us. Singham was more impatient, suggesting we should give Australia short shrift if it wants a good trade deal with the UK in future. (Legatum has attracted quite a lot of attention for its funding, policies and closeness to government, but I won't look at that here.)

Singham should be reminded that Australia aims to achieve a trade deal with the EU as soon as possible, and that the UK will have to wait even to begin proper talks. Here's how Forbes talked about it in September 2016:

"Steven Ciobo [Australia's trade minister] said an agreement could only be secured once the timeline for Britain’s exit from the EU is finalised. He argued that if Article 50 is not triggered until the first half of 2017, the deal would not be in place for at least another two and a half years."

and what the Independent said a year later:

"The early conclusion of a deal between the EU and Australia and New Zealand would leave the UK playing catch-up in developing its trade ties, despite Theresa May’s claim that Brexit 'was the moment we chose to build a truly Global Britain.'”

I'd suggest two rules:

  1. The EU is bigger than a lone UK, has more market weight but will often move more slowly; many countries will gravitate to the EU first (not least because so many of them already have arrangements with the EU below the level of a full free trade agreement).
  2. No country will finalise negotiations on any agreement with the UK until they know what at least the medium-term UK-EU arrangements are - a closely-coupled UK which can still act as a gateway to the EU could achieve a different deal compared with a UK treating the EU as just another country.

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"To be an independent WTO member, the UK would be creating its own rights and obligations out of the EU’s. That’s not as simple as it sounds. One reason is because other countries with different interests would want to ensure the balance is also right for them".
The whole subject was addressed nicely just days after last June's referendum vote by Peter Ungphakorn (Freelance Journalist and former Senior Information Officer with the WTO Secretariat).


Friday, 10 November 2017

Go - No Go --- Show - No Show


The sixth round of Brexit negotiations began on 9 November and finished the day after, with one of the customary Davis-Barnier press conferences. Press reports said the UK side saw it as a "stock take" which, given how little was reported after Round 5 (four weeks before, with the October summit a week later), and the fact that little seems to have been done at the first set of meetings other than to agree the schedule of talks which Davis immediately started to work against, makes you wonder who's taking this seriously.

More importantly, the calendar issued by Barnier leaves no room for a Round 7 in the time before the December EU summit, at which an entirely new assessment of progress is apparently expected (by some) which will result in moving talks on to trade (according to the UK cabinet) or phase 2 talks on the framework for a future UK-EU relationship and perhaps a transitional period (according to everybody else). Obviously work is going on behind the scenes, but who can be surprised at the confusion among observers about whether any progress is actually being made?

Stop press: Press conference

Brexit platitudes - 27p per 100g

The post-talks press conference came just before lunch (priorities?) which meant the negotiators had basically had 24 hours for their "stock take". Most of it was a repeat of platitudes first aired several months ago. The main points of substance were:

  • UK government has two weeks to "clarify" its approach to "money" to make it possible to consider that "sufficient progress" has been made by the time 14 December rolls around (a few extra days might be available if "sincere and real" proposals have been made in a fortnight, but EU wheels grind slow)
  • Progress has been made on citizens' rights (see below) and technical teams continue to work between negotiating sessions
  • Barnier thought it necessary to say that the two sides had still to achieve the same reading of the Good Friday Agreement and the Common Travel Agreement.
  • There are about 1000 international agreements that the UK is going to have to unpick.
  • Neither May's declaration that she would put "exit day" into the EU withdrawal bill nor John Kerr's reminder that Article 50 notification can be withdrawn at any time impinged on the questioning.
  • Davis is still talking as if this process will produce a trade agreement. Barnier isn't.
  • Davis explicitly rejected any idea of a "new border" between Northern Ireland and Great Britain, and thereby a recent proposal from an EU working party and others that NI should stay in both the customs union and the internal market.
  • One press questioner (and several commentators I've seen since) asked "What happened to accelerating the talks?"






Apply here (TBA)

One thing that did emerge from the UK government recently was entitled, in friendly capitals, "TECHNICAL NOTE: CITIZENS’ RIGHTS - ADMINISTRATIVE PROCEDURES IN THE UK", a description of the process to be used by EU expats in the UK to apply for the proposed "settled status".  Reviews varied. Steve Peers, Professor of EU, Human Rights and World Trade Law at Essex University, called it "Overall a sensible document that someone put thought into" but added "fortunately the direness of [government] ministers doesn't extend to civil service".

Nick Gutteridge of the Express reviewed it in detail. He noted that EU citizens in the UK should be able to apply for "settled status" as soon as phase 1 of the Article 50 talks is complete, that it would be a simple online system, costing no more than a British passport, with applications checked against existing government data such as tax records (as far as possible). Unsurprisingly, there's no mention of the European Court of Justice but there is a strong statement that the rights will be embodied in UK law.

Gutteridge too concludes that it's "a decent effort. UK side has clearly taken on board a number of EU concerns and modified its proposals accordingly, something that should be appreciated in Brussels". I'd note, though, that it's a description of an as yet undesigned software system based on still to be negotiated law.

A less positive review comes from Professor Stijn Smismans of Cardiff University, beginning "EU, don't be fooled; your citizens are not protected" and going on to call it "a procedure to deprive EU citizens of current rights offering 'settled status' which is inferior to Permanent Residence" and noting that current holders of permanent residence "would still have to apply AGAIN". The series of tweets is worth reading in full:


Now you see them...

An important no-show, however, was the now famous collection of 58 sectoral impact assessments for Brexit. David Davis had boasted many times of the "excruciating detail" DExEU's analysis was going into, but his ministers admitted that they had not read the assessments in detail and that the prime minister would only have seen summaries. Interest started to gather, and Scottish MPs were particularly sparked by David Mundell, who promised that "UK Government analysis of how Brexit will impact the Scottish economy [would] be shared with Holyrood ministers despite Whitehall refusing to release it publicly"... and then confirmed that "there is no one specific report into the impact of Brexit on Scotland".







Keir Starmer had dug through his yellowing rule book and found a "foolproof" parliamentary device which would actually force ministers to produce all these documents. The debate was on 1 November, but the government decided not to vote, thus handing the victory to the opposition, and none of the Tories looked uncomfortable enough for this to be a real win. John Bercow told them they'd better produce something PDQ, then on the following Monday, when nothing had appeared, he told DExEU it had better come up with something, even if just a plan, by end of business on Tuesday 7 November. Which they duly did. A plan. To assemble whatever they've got. And there is a lot of detail but it's not compiled into discrete documents for the 58 sectors Davis identified in an answer to a Lords question. And there definitely isn't one for Scotland.






I've never said there's no work being done, but it was never intended for public consumption, despite May telling the Commons on 3 February "I recognise how important it is to provide business, the public sector, and everybody with as much certainty as possible as we move through the process".

No return to the borders of the past - somehow

In the week before all this excitement the Commons Northern Ireland select committee hosted officials from Switzerland and Norway to find out how a relatively frictionless border between an EU country and a non-EU country might work.

The UK proposal for the Northern Ireland border with the Republic of Ireland is summed up by the slogan No return to the borders of the past, by which you have to assume they mean the border (singular) imposed during the Troubles and made unnecessary by the Good Friday Agreement and both countries' membership of the EU.

My defining memory so far of Northern Ireland in the time of Brexit is the EU Parliament's debate in April 2017 of a resolution on the vast area of policy affected by UK withdrawal, but containing the words "the European Parliament is especially concerned at the consequences of the United Kingdom’s withdrawal from the European Union for Northern Ireland and its future relations with Ireland; whereas in that respect it is crucial to safeguard peace and therefore to preserve the Good Friday Agreement in all its parts, recalling that it was brokered with the active participation of the Union".

During several hours of debate many aspects of the UK-EU relationship came up, coupled in many cases with expressions of regret at the result of the 2016 referendum. Unsurprisingly, Northern Ireland was mentioned by MEPs from north and south of the border but I heard a Romanian academic and representatives from many other member states expressing concern that Ireland would be disadvantaged or - particularly - that the Good Friday Agreement must be protected and prioritised.

Not a single person from Great Britain - England, Wales or Scotland - made any mention of the subject.


I turn to a Guardian podcast (Is a frictionless Irish border 'magical thinking'?) to summarise the questions and possible answers, and an Irish News article (Invisible border can be maintained, Swiss official tells MPs) to summarise the committee session.

The problem (though we have only just made it one) is that people treat the island effectively as a single country for most non-political purposes, and Brexit will and must make the border significant again. At present:

  • Anyone driving from Dundalk to Monaghan in the south crosses into Northern Ireland along the way.
  • 30-40,000 people cross one way or the other every day for work, education or other purposes.
  • There are cross-border supply chains, with milk products the simplest example - milk, cheese-making, processing, packaging and sales might be on either side of the border, just a few tens of miles of distance (if that) and currently under the same legal jurisdiction.
  • There are 177 recognised crossing points (many obviously pretty minor), 110 million person crossings per year and a lot of properties sit on both sides of the border.
David Davis summarises his job in this area as: "At the moment there is a border there but it's invisible and if we achieve an outcome, as we hope to, that maintains tariff-free trade, then retaining an invisible border would be relatively easy... But if we end up with a tariff arrangement then we've got a real problem and dealing with that is difficult". A free trade agreement might result in no tariffs, but the government intends to leave the customs union as well, so there simply will be different legal regimes on either side of the border. They will start off identical or very similar, but could vary at any moment following "exit day" so checks of some kind will be required immediately.

UK proposals for handling the border, and the Good Friday Agreement are presented in a position paper which has been dismissed by some on the EU27 side as "magical thinking". May proposes that there must be no structures at the border - no checkpoints, inspection sheds, lorry parks - and no technology, no cameras and therefore no number plate recognition. Technology elsewhere, to handle notifications of movements of goods etc, is certainly countenanced, indeed relied on more than is convincing.

The UK proposes to take full responsibility for the border (but there are two sides to a border; the EU would require Ireland to police their side in one way or another). It's even proposed that the UK could somehow take responsibility for collecting EU customs duties (which we haven't demonstrated we can do while still a member). Finally, the UK government holds that "Northern Ireland’s constitutional status is a matter for the people of Northern Ireland alone to determine" while Ireland stresses that it is co-guarantor of the Good Friday Agreement and that referendums on both side of the border were required to confirm it.

Since May's negotiating red lines include dropping out of the single market, the customs union and ECJ jurisdiction, the position of the EU27 is that her notion of a "frictionless border" is a fiction. The UK can (try to) do what it likes but Ireland must apply EU rules.

On people, the Davis-Barnier talks have gone some way towards agreeing that the current Common Travel Area should continue, but there are big questions about the interaction of the CTA with EU Freedom of Movement (resulting in an "immigration back door"!!!). May & co want immigration status to be checked by landlords, employers, doctors etc rather than at the border, but NI midwives have refused to act as immigration officers. Finally it must be remembered that the Common Travel Area includes the Channel Islands and the Isle of Man, so others must be consulted, though that seems unlikely to be a major obstacle (unless classification of tax havens has progressed somewhat).

As noted in the Stop Press above, there has been a proposal that Northern Ireland should stay in both single market and customs union, but that would place a pseudo-international border down the Irish Sea and is unacceptable to the DUP and (perhaps therefore) the UK government. The Centre for Cross-Border Studies in Ireland has other ideas, always starting with the Good Friday Agreement, including a fascinating proposal of two overlapping customs unions. Sinn Féin observes that it would all be simpler if the whole UK stayed in single market and customs union, but May & co don't want simplicity; they want fictional frictionlessness. (Sinn Féin also say "the British are not at the races", they don't want to negotiate withdrawal, they only want to talk about the future.)

So, if friction at the border is unavoidable, can Switzerland and Norway show the way to achieving a low-friction border? (Spoiler alert: Yes, but the assumptions around Northern Ireland make that really difficult)

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You can watch the evidence session here, or read the transcript here. I'll extract a few points where Swiss and Norwegian logic and organisation hit Irish special factors.

Bob Stewart MP (after a very self-satisfied anecdote about "having a house right on the [Swiss-French] border") asked: Can you design a system without physical structures? He was told: "Yes, that is possible... You need common patrols between the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland, staffed with the same people and with the common goal of finding irregularities. Secondly, you need an intelligence strategy for what you are looking for. You need control points not at the border but somewhere in the country. You need controls not at the border but with the enterprises. You need a system of some sort of pre-qualification like, for example, the authorised economic operator, and then you need a system for low-risk trade or when you have a trade of always the same kind of stuff".

Ian Paisley MP thought that was fine and dandy. All you need is goodwill and to keep the politics out of it (in Ireland!). And then he asked about terrorism, and discovered that Switzerland depends on a developing system of what sounds like profiling - "key indicators of what to look for when they are confronted with a person. These may relate to behaviour, like not shaking the hand of a woman; they may relate to clothing or mostly to propaganda materials they have with them". Switzerland is "establishing a new law for the prevention of terrorism, where we are trying to find the right indicators and the right amount of controls... it is a risk-based approach that is most helpful; it does not help to control everyone".

Conor McGinn MP observed "if you want to go to County Fermanagh or south Armagh and tell a farmer that he has to declare every time he crosses the border into one bit of land or the other, then you are a better man than me and the best of luck to you with that one" and asked about joint patrolling. He was told "in Basel, we have a common patrol between the Swiss Border Guard and the German Federal Police. It is 10 from each side. There is no commander. There are two staff sergeants of course and their only job is to organise themselves. Do your job: find criminals. That is their job, and they plan together and define their mission. They say, 'Okay, we are working in Switzerland, and then we are working in Germany,' and it is working perfectly. We always have to be together in case something arises, and from a legal perspective, to help people with what they can do".

Sylvia Hermon MP asked "Are any of your borders disputed?" and heard "From time to time, you have to redefine the border because in the Alps the glaciers move a little, but you have common commissions between, for example, Italy or France and Switzerland and they define it. It is mainly on a purely administrative level". She pursued it: "we are not really comparing like with like when we are looking at the border between Northern Ireland and the Republic of Ireland... I was very struck by the emphasis on the common operations—that there were common teams of police officers, and common operations with Germany and, indeed, German police helicopters. Do you really think that would be applicable over a disputed border and we would have helicopters from the Irish Republic flying over the jurisdiction of Northern Ireland or, indeed, British helicopters flying over the jurisdiction of the Republic of Ireland?"

Christian Bock, Director General, Federal Customs Administration (Switzerland) said that was not for him to say, and indeed seemed a bit confused by some of the questions. Both the Swiss witnesses and the Norwegians were talking about systems which have been built up over many years, always intending to come together, as opposed to a negotiation where people are trying to reach an agreement which takes the participants further apart. And still works.

Could British and Irish staff, vehicles and helicopters work cooperatively on each others' territories? Quite possibly, but is Westminster, is Stormont up to even asking? Can customs and other functions work so closely together that they merge their work? Is that the British or Stormont way? Could it be built on potentially diverging animal welfare and food sanitary standards?

Putting it bluntly, some of the Northern Ireland MPs seemed to assume that there would always be smugglers, and that any new system would have to deal with their continuing existence. The UK requirement is not to have cameras at the border while the Swiss and Norwegian systems are built on them They're filming number plates, not people, protest the Swiss, but then they say reassuringly "When you do not see us at the border, it does not mean that we are not there", and they mean cameras, or possibly agents, or possibly informants, only to be greeted with a knowing, parochial assumption that that couldn't work here.

Podcast last word

Interestingly, the "Northern Ireland and Ireland" position paper doesn't mention the Northern Ireland Act 1998 at all.  That act refers to the ECJ, and there's a fear that changing it (using the EU Withdrawal Bill or otherwise?) would be seen as an attack on the Good Friday Agreement.

I wouldn't have started from here

I've collected a lot of material on Northern Ireland along the way, but here are two particular examples, starting with a place called Belleek.



Then, head up a bit from Belleek to find Lough Foyle. The border between the UK and the Republic must cross it - you'd expect a line down the middle somewhere, but no - "Claims over the vast estuary between Co Derry in the north and Co Donegal in the Republic have been made since the island was partitioned almost a century ago" and Northern Ireland Secretary James Brokenshire has reasserted the UK's claim to the whole lough (which would presumably mean a slice of Ireland would be part of the UK, but only at high tide).

Needless to say, the Republic thinks otherwise: "Ireland has never accepted the UK's claim to the whole of Lough Foyle" and Sinn Féin calls the British claim "arrogant and provocative". Having failed to sort the issue out 96 years ago, then again in 1973 when the two countries joined the European Economic Community, and yet again as part of the Good Friday agreement, when "a cross-border body called the Loughs Agency was handed responsibility for the waters", we now have an even more basic border dispute than the arrangements discussed above.

Both sides have said at one time or another that the question shouldn't figure in the withdrawal negotiations, but is the EU really going to accept a corner of its external border remaining undefined?



Saboteurs department

Queues are forming in Westminster as representatives of economic sectors and geographical regions jostle for attention from government ministers and civil servants. Some of them follow the CBI's lead in demanding or pleading for a well defined transition period so that they have a chance of amending their processes by "exit day". Others are effectively pointing out to the government that their business models will suffer or become untenable unless the post-Brexit relationship with the EU is just the same as it is now.

Every company, sector and region has its own special interest and its own worst case scenario, but the port of Grimsby has a particular idea. Whatever agreements are made between UK and EU, "Seafood should be given special free trade status after Brexit to ensure Grimsby’s industry is not damaged". The industry currently "imports 90 per cent of the fish it processes for retailers, restaurants and fish and chip shops" (the UK exports most of the fish we catch and imports most of the fish we eat) and business could be lost to Bremerhaven (Germany) and Boulogne-sur-Mer (France) if the arrangements aren't attractive enough.

It's never that simple.  EU tariffs, which the UK would almost certainly adopt to begin with in the absence of a free trade agreement, seem to be around 8% for unprocessed fish and over 30% for processed fish, which would still have to come over here. And, as ever, tariffs are only part of it. With different customs laws "if seafood is stuck in Calais for two days on its way to us, then that is no good either” said an industry representative. As and when the non-existent impact assessments emerge, look out for No 25 on Fisheries and No 3 on Agriculture, Animal Health and Food and Drink manufacturing. To say nothing about the regulations on animal and food hygiene and phytosanitory certification.

Note: one of the MPs involved in this lobbying was Victoria Atkins, installed as a junior Home Office minister on 9 November as part of the Priti Patel reshuffle. She will have to hold back from any future such exercise.


UK (mostly) Bluesky starter packs

These are starter packs I've encountered ( mostly UK-based ), with the Bluesky account each one is associated with. I really did try to ...